FDR in Jamaica -- You Won't Get Enough of This Guy

FDR or Franklin D Resort (not Roosevelt, ok?) is marketed as far across the world as Australia:

Another sunset in Jamaica. A view that's worth all the trouble.
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At the all inclusive Franklyn D. Resort & Spa in Jamaica, families delight in the vacation οf a time! Built-in one upfront price аrе a Vacation Nanny assigned tο each family, accommodations in large family suites, fаntаѕtіс meals, all bar drinks, sailing, snorkeling, kayaking, glassbottom boat rides, tennis, free WiFi, fully supervised and interactive kids, preteens and teens centers, fitness center, shopping tours tο Ocho Rios, live nightly entertainment, airport transfers аחԁ much much more! Kids under 6 аrе free! (Source: sydneyshuttleservice.com)

FDR is the first in Jamaica to offer "all-suite, all-inclusive resort for families that allows guests to vacation in a private setting similiar to that of an elegant Jamaican home" (seejamaicacheaply.com)

View of Ocho Rios Glenn Standish. Image via Wikipedia

Has anyone been there? Let's hear your story.